Only took two days for Yahoo to begin force-feeding sponsored posts into Tumblr’s stream.

I guess 48 hours is what passes for restraint.

Cubans On The Go

RaceTrac

Tampa, Fla.

With one impertinent, hunger-propelled gesture by Matt of @TheLeeBros, the term “fingerbomb” is born. (at Arco Iris)

Nobody has ever been able to explain with certainty why the moon is so lopsided. Some theorize a massive impact violently rearranged the surface. Maybe it was a slightly off-center core that caused the crust to be thinner on the Earth-facing half of the moon.

Astronomers Martin Jutzi and Erik Asphaug of the University of California at Santa Cruz suggest the moon was formed after a Mars-size planetoid smashed into the young Earth.

Or maybe, just maybe, they were two lonely Kentucky bourbon balls that the universe hadn’t gotten around to eating just yet. Maybe.

Do you know The Mustard Frog, The Mustard Frog, The Mustard Frog?

Do you know The Mustard Frog who poops all over your wiener?